If I waz a-going tew civilize a parcel of heathen on sum distant ile by the job, i should debate sum time in mi mind which tew send, dancing-masters or missionarys.
We speak ov “falling in love,” without always thinking that it iz the only way tew git in love—we all stumble into it, and kan seldum tell how or why.
One ov the very best things a man kan say when he haz reazonable doubts what he ought tew say, iz tew say nothing.
It iz a disgrace tew enny man tew be feared.
Sychophants are alwus the fust ones tew be sakrificed when disasters cum.
In a world like this, whare thare iz at least five false things to one that iz true, guessing iz poor bizzness.
The best kind ov advice tew foller iz that which agrees with our own opinyun.
SOLLUM THOUGHTS.
The fear ov God iz the philosphy ov religion; the love ov God iz the charity of religion.
Hope iz a hen that lays more eggs than she kan hatch out.