The “Profeshional Phool,” one who travels for a living.
The “Wag Phool,” one who is a phool on private ackount.
The “Bizzness Phool,” one who either Bulls or Bears everything in the market.
The “Radikal Phool,” one who kant help it.
The “Conservatiff Phool,” one who kan help it, but wont.
The “Meek Phool,” one who sez he prefers kodphish bawls to porterhous stakes, or even quales on toast.
The “Hipreshure Phool,” one who, like the hornet, alwus keeps mad in advance, so az tew be reddy for the ockashun.
The “Silly Phool,” one who thinks the whole civilized world iz in luv with him.
The “Wise Phool,” one who thinks he knoze all things, and luvs everyboddy.
And four thousand, 3 hundred and 36 other distinkt kinds ov phools, which i haint got the pashunce tew elucidate now.