Intended Husband:—“Why, my dear Bertha, I should lose my return ticket!”
A Fatal Mistake
Doctor’s Wife:—“Why, my dear husband, what are you so dreadfully excited about?”
Doctor:—“Just think of it! By mistake I signed my name under the question, ‘Cause of death,’ in a death certificate!”
Her Faulty Geography
An Eskimo family was being exhibited at the zoölogical gardens. The young wife of an Army officer who had taken her there, asked them, “How do you like it in Berlin?” and as the Eskimos kept silent, not understanding her, the talkative little woman went on, “Don’t you think it’s nicer here, than in Eskimo?”
A New Composer
Lady:—“Dear Emilie, by whom is this magnificent piece, that is being played?”
Emilie:—“I think it is by ‘Da Capo,’ an Italian composer, who has written a great many pieces.”