"Did you go to the fight last night?"
"No, I went to hear the lecture on Ireland."
"Oh—who won?"
IRISH BULLS
PAT—"After all, it's a great pleasure to be missed by someone."
MIKE—"Shure it is, Pat; if yez can be there t' enjy it."
At Camp Grant there is an Irish sergeant who is quick tempered. One day when he was trying to drill a squad of raw recruits he suddenly became angry and exclaimed: "Halt! Just come over here, all of ye, and look at yourselves! It's a fine line ye're keeping, isn't it?"