"Until further notice every vehicle must carry a light when darkness begins. Darkness begins when the lights are lit."
IRISHMEN
"'Tis easy to see," said the tourist to Paddy, who was driving him around, "that your parents came from Ireland."
"No, sir, they did not," replied Paddy.
"What! Do you mean to say your parents did not come from Ireland?"
"No, sir; you are mistaken," replied Paddy; "they're there yit."—The Nation.
A zealous excise officer was sent to Ireland to try to locate several "moonshine" stills which were known to exist.
Meeting a native the excise officer approached Pat, saying: