He—Run down eh? That's just it; caught after a long chase.
She—You look as though you had raised Ned at your club last night.
He—I did; and, what is worse, he raised me back.
Franklin—"Do you know, I started in life as a barefooted boy?"
Hardy—"Well, I'll tell you I wasn't born with shoes on."
Before marriage, women wants tenderness. In a little while she is satisfied with legal tender.