"Give it up."
"Because that's the only place Toronto."
"Were you attached to the place?"
The actress laughed bitterly.
"I don't know what you'd call it," she rejoined. "The sheriff had all my dresses except a Mother Hubbard."
"If a guest at a restaurant ordered a lobster and ate it, and another guest did the same, what would the latter's telephone number be?"
It would be "8-1-2."