"No; but she gave me a stare."
"My sister had a fright yesterday. She had a black spider run up her arm."
"That's nothing. I had a sewing machine run up the seam of my trousers."
Attorney for the Defense—Have you ever been cross-examined before?
The Witness—Have I. I'm a married man.—Life.
—I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his fingers broken.
—That is terrible, how did it happen?