"No; but she gave me a stare."


"My sister had a fright yesterday. She had a black spider run up her arm."

"That's nothing. I had a sewing machine run up the seam of my trousers."


Attorney for the Defense—Have you ever been cross-examined before?

The Witness—Have I. I'm a married man.—Life.


—I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his fingers broken.

—That is terrible, how did it happen?